Description: During his early teens, Vohaul was working as supervisor at a Monolith Burger. While he was probably somewhat traumatised by being sold off to research by his parents, he was still a nice kid at this point, if a little awkward and naive. It is worth to note that he loved this particular job and it came as a blow when he was fired.
Dialog: dVohTeen
[VOH31]Monolith Vohaul: Welcome to Monolith Burger, home of the Arterial Clogger. May I take your order?
Roger: Your next customer is going to want a Mini and all you've got is a Jumbo. You should order one up right away.
[VOH32]Monolith Vohaul: Don't worry. When a customer wants something, I'll just ring up Steve in the back. I trust him.
Roger: Why aren't the Space Spuds salted?
[VOH33]Monolith Vohaul: The pot's out of salt.
Roger: Don't we have any more salt?
[VOH34]Monolith Vohaul: Yeah. It's in the stockroom of course, but I can't leave the tills to go and get it. Don't worry, though - Charbie should be able to get it after his break.
[VOH36]Monolith Vohaul: I'm pretty sure it's already on. Charbie said he installed it himself.
Roger: Why aren't you serving MonoFlairy's?
[VOH37]Monolith Vohaul: The machine is broken.
Roger: Why haven't you fixed it?
[VOH38]Monolith Vohaul: Steve lost the schematics that are supposed to be posted on the inside of the door. We must be the only Monolith Burger in the universe without them, so we can't do anything with it.
Roger: Aren't you going to clean up that spillage?
[VOH39]Monolith Vohaul: I would, but I can't leave the till. I hope Charbie gets off his break soon.
Roger: How long has he been on break?
[VOH40]Monolith Vohaul: Five hours. He'd better hurry up - his shift is almost over.
Roger: There's a manager on the way who is going to do a surprise review of the store!
[VOH41]Monolith Vohaul: You can't fool me that easily. Customers tell me that every day just to get better service - but I'm already doing my best to make sure their stay is a pleasant one.
Roger: You're quite the model employee!
[VOH42]Monolith Vohaul: If I'm lucky, I could get promoted to assistant manager!
708 - Vohaul's Mind - Monolith Burger
[VOH215]Monolith Vohaul: Sorry, but could you step aside for a moment? I've got a customer.
[VOH31]Monolith Vohaul: Welcome to Monolith Burger, home of the Arterial Clogger. May I take your order? (Duplicate)
Monolith Manager: And perhaps a small MonoFlairy, please.
[VOH216]Monolith Vohaul: Yes sir, I'll get right on it! Your number is 16.
Narrator: You watch as Vohaul rushes about to prepare the customer's meal, then watch the customer hastily gobble it up. He soon returns to the counter.
[VOH217]Monolith Vohaul: Did you enjoy your meal, sir?
Monolith Manager: Are you the head supervisor today?
[VOH218]Monolith Vohaul: Yes, why?
Monolith Manager: I am actually the new regional manager of Monolith Burger in this quadrant.
Monolith Manager: I've come here today to do a surprise review of your store.
[VOH219]Monolith Vohaul: Oh...
Monolith Manager: First off, I asked for a Mini Monolith and was given a Jumbo-sized.
[VOH220]Monolith Vohaul: Sorry. The chef didn't get me your order in time.
Monolith Manager: This is a team effort. I have lots of stores to review today and I can't fill up on Jumbos. Sorry, no marks there.
Monolith Manager: First off, let's start with the Monolith Burger.
Monolith Manager: It was perfectly cooked, well presented, with just the right amount of grease. Full marks!
[VOH221]Monolith Vohaul: Thank you, sir!
Monolith Manager: First off, let's start with the Monolith Burger. You completely forgot to get me one!
[VOH220]Monolith Vohaul: Sorry. The chef didn't get me your order in time. (Duplicate)
Monolith Manager: This is a team effort. Sorry, no marks there.
Monolith Manager: Secondly, the space spuds: no salt. Can't pass you on that, I'm afraid.
[VOH222]Monolith Vohaul: Awww...
Monolith Manager: Secondly, the space spuds: crunchy, and heavily salted. Full marks!