Description: Vohaul during his college years. While he is still not the most popular guy around, he actually has a girlfriend now and generally seems to be happy enough, though he most certainly has his own inner demons to fight. Probably sounds like your average young man. Nothing too distinctly "Vohaul" yet.
Roger: Vohaul! Some big guy named Bronze is coming to get you!
[VOH43]Beach Vohaul: Bronze? Bronze doesn't scare me. Can the The Bronze complete the Dungeon of Agroroth with only a +5 Maceblade and come out with double experience points?
Roger: No, but he can probably smash your head in pretty good.
[VOH44]Beach Vohaul: I laugh in the face of trolls like him! Ha ha ha!
Roger: That's a cute chick. You should really ask her out. Like, right now.
[VOH45]Beach Vohaul: Mary Jane? Yeah, she sure is swell. But a hot girl like her would never go out with me. She's probably got a million boyfriends or something.
Roger: Nope. She's single and waiting for you to ask her out.
[VOH46]Beach Vohaul: I don't know... what if I mess up and spit on her or something? And for that matter, who the heck are you and why do you seem so familiar?
Roger: My name's Roger. I've entered your mind and been messing around in your memories.
[VOH47]Beach Vohaul: You mean none of this is real?! Ooh! Am I on that TV show "Inception'd?"
[VOH48]Beach Vohaul: How many dream layers have we gone down? Am I under sedation? Why isn't Mary Jane a train yet?
[VOH49]Beach Vohaul: Hi, mom! Hi, dad! Look at me! I'm on TV!
Roger: We'll be right back after these messages.
Roger: I'm your guidance counselor. If you don't ask this girl out right now, I will guide your head right into the sand and counsel some sand onto it.
[VOH50]Beach Vohaul: You? Ha! The only advice my guidance counselor ever gave me was not to become a guidance counselor. Besides, I could totally take you, old man.
Roger: My name is Al. I'm a hologram sent back in time to make sure you get the girl.
[VOH51]Beach Vohaul: And what happens if I get the girl?
Roger: Then my mission will be complete and I will be able to make the final leap home.
[VOH52]Beach Vohaul: I'd like to help you out, Al, but I think there's someone else who needs you more than I do.
Crab: Al! Finally! You've got to help me! I leaped into a crab's body and now the seagulls are trying to get me!
Roger: Oh, I... ummm...
Crab: Yaaaa! Here they come again!
Roger: I'm sure he'll be fine.
707 - Vohaul's Mind - Beach
[VOH205]Beach Vohaul: Excuse me, I'm with a lady here.
[VOH206]Beach Vohaul: So, gosh, Mary Jane! That homecoming dance is coming up soon, isn't it?
Mary Jane: It totally is! I can't believe no one's asked me out yet!
[VOH207]Beach Vohaul: Yeah, me neither. And you know, I've been meaning to ask you something...
Mary Jane: What is it, Vohaul?
[VOH208]Beach Vohaul: Well, um, gosh... gee, you see, it's... it's like this... errr...
Bronze: Hey, Mary Jane! Why's a hot babe like you wasting your time with this poindexter?
Mary Jane: Oh, hi, Bronze!
Bronze: I've got all the ladies lining up around the block wanting me to take them to homecoming, but I've only got eyes for you. Tell ya what, why don't you dump this nerd and get yourself a real man?
[VOH209]Beach Vohaul: Beat it, Bronze! Can't you see I'm with the lady?
Bronze: Ooh! The nerd is standing up for himself! I think he needs to cool it!
[VOH210]Beach Vohaul: Hey, stop it!
Bronze: As you can see, I am clearly the superior man in this bout. Come on, Mary Jane - let's get out of here before you get nerd germs all over your pretty face.
Mary Jane: Golly, Vohaul - he does raise a valid point. After all, he doesn't have sand in his face.