Script for Evil Stain
Roger: Let me guess: you're the root of all evil?
[STAI1] Evil Stain: MWAHAHAHAHA! That is correct! I am the core of Vohaul's dark essence. All of his hatred and anger stems from me!
Roger: As if there weren't enough bad metaphysical metaphors in this place. I'm surprised I haven't seen a 'Train of Thought' yet.
[STAI2] Evil Stain: We keep that upstairs.
Roger: Why are you doing this to your own memories?!
[STAI3] Evil Stain: Because I am born out of the injustice and cruelty of others! If these memories are changed, I will cease to exist!
Roger: You won't cease to exist. You'll just become a better person. You'll lead a happy life and make lots of friends.
[STAI4] Evil Stain: I am more than content inflicting pain and suffering upon others. I DO NOT NEED YOUR CHARITY!
Roger: We'll see about that.
Roger: You really need to clean out this space between your ears.
[STAI5] Evil Stain: Yeah, I've been meaning to do that. Spiders make for pretty good company, though.
Roger: You're just another stain to be removed.
[STAI6] Evil Stain: How very janitorial of you.
718 - Vohaul's Mind - Brain
Roger: Nooo! My squeegee!
[STAI7] Evil Stain: AH-HAH! THERE YOU ARE!
Roger: What the...?
[STAI8] Evil Stain: NO! YOU CANNOT DESTROY ME! I AM YOUR MASTER! I AM YOUR PURPOSE! YOU ARE NOTHING WITHOUT ME!
Roger: Let's take your ego down a notch.
Roger: Let go of the memories!
[STAI9] Evil Stain: Ha ha ha! I laugh at your feeble puny-handed attacks! You cannot defeat me! Nothing can!
[STAI10] Evil Stain: Gah! Bleach! Pfft! Pfffft!
Roger: That's right! Nothing removes tough stains like bleach!
[STAI11] Evil Stain: It's in my mouth! It's in my mouth!
[STAI12] Evil Stain: Ptooie! Ptooie!
Roger: Hmmm... it seems to annoy him, but bleach alone won't remove this stain.
Roger: Okay, Vohaul! This is it!
Roger: I've been carrying around this highly reflective piece of Octuple-Thick Pseudo-Morphed Windshield Glass since the beginning...
Roger: And by golly, if I don't use it here, I'll never use it anywhere!
Roger: EAT WINDSHIELD GLASS, STAINY!
Roger: Did it work?
[STAI13] Evil Stain: No. I'm still here.
Roger: So this piece of glass is...
[STAI14] Evil Stain: Completely worthless.
Roger: YES! I've shown it to everyone and everything! Vohaul's goons, the Furkunz, a giant cat...
Roger: I can't be sure, but I think I even died a couple times showing it to people!
Roger: But rest affirmed - absolutely NO ONE wants this piece of glass!
Beach Vohaul: All right... I believe you. I'll take it.
Roger: ...thank you.
Roger: Thank you...
Roger: Oh, THANK YOU!!!
Roger: I'm free! Free at last! Free of the madness!
[STAI15] Evil Stain: Uh, hey - aren't you trying to kill me?
Roger: No... not anymore. At last... I am at peace.
Narrator: Roger Wilco, you finally got rid of that highly reflective Octuple-Thick Pseudo-Morphed Windshield Glass! What are you going to do now?!
Roger: I'm going to Disneyland!!!