Description: The ape scientist is the genius behind the Vohaul-robot. At first proud of his creation, despite its shoddiness, he soon begins to see the error of his ways as the reanimated Vohaul's megalomaniac tendencies take a turn for the worse. He is inspired by Doctor Übermann from Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis, and may sound like that character.
Roger: Sorry. Vohaul's had his chance.
Roger: Hey... you're not gonna put another hamster in him if we leave, are you?
[SNTS3]Ape Scientist: I suppose that should do it.
General Forksmith: So, is the new body fully functional yet?
[SNTS4]Ape Scientist: Functional, yes, but there were many parts in these schematics that were a bit difficult to follow.
[SNTS5]Ape Scientist: Fortunately, my team and I were able to compensate for that by taking numerous creative shortcuts.
General Forksmith: So you believe master Vohaul will be pleased?
[SNTS6]Ape Scientist: Certainly. Why wouldn't he be? I mean, just look at him!
[SNTS7]Ape Scientist: ...and squint a little.
General Forksmith: Ah, excellent!
General Forksmith: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's do this!
[SNTS8]Ape Scientist: Master Vohaul, our supreme commander... I shall now give you...
[SNTS9]Ape Scientist: ...LIFE!!!
Vohaul: Assuming direct control...
Vohaul: WILCO MUST PAY!
[SNTS10]Ape Scientist: A-ha! Success!
General Forksmith: He's back! Big as life and twice as ugly!
Vohaul: Ahh... I see that Plan B has been a success.
Vohaul: I've been waiting for a long time to try out my new robot bo--
Vohaul: What the...?
Vohaul: IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE??!!
General Forksmith: Is... is there a problem, sir?
Vohaul: IS THERE A PROBLEM??!!
Vohaul: I'M A FRICKIN' SCRAP HEAP!
Vohaul: And... IS THAT A HAMSTER??!!
[SNTS11]Ape Scientist: Well, uh... we had to make a few adjustments...
Vohaul: YOU BLOODY APE IDIOTS!!!
General Forksmith: ...Master Vohaul?
[SNTS12]Ape Scientist: I think he blew a fuse.
General Forksmith: He didn't seem very pleased.
[SNTS13]Ape Scientist: Oh, I think he just needs a little time to adjust to his new surroundings.
[SNTS14]Ape Scientist: Besides, he was never much of a morning person.
General Forksmith: I see. Well, carry on.
[SNTS15]Ape Scientist: Will do.
Narrator: As Vohaul rebuilds the collapsed apeman empire, one obsession remains constantly on the forefront of his mind - revenge on Roger Wilco.
Narrator: Rather than dispatching of his nemesis promptly, he spends the next two years plotting an elaborate scheme of vengeance until one day he decides that he is ready... to strike back.
701 - Moon - Vohaul's Lair
[SNTS19]Ape Scientist: Excellent!
Roger: So how do we do this? Do I lay down or something?
[SNTS20]Ape Scientist: Step over here and face Vohaul.
Roger: Okay... now what?
[SNTS21]Ape Scientist: All done!
Beatrice: So... do we just leave him like that?
[SNTS22]Ape Scientist: Yeah. He's okay.
Beatrice: Does it usually take this long?
[SNTS23]Ape Scientist: Don't know. Never did this before.
Finkle: I think he's waking up!
Beatrice: Roger! You're okay!
Finkle: He made it! The Narrator owes us fifty bucks!
Roger: The Narra - Oh, THERE you are! Thanks for leaving me hanging back there!
Narrator: Hey, buddy! Glad to see you back in one piece! I knew you could do it!
Roger: Hang on - I gotta do something.
Vohaul: Man... I just had the craziest dream.
Vohaul: You were there... and you... weren't there. Neither were you.
Vohaul: But he was definitely there.
[SNTS24]Ape Scientist: Tell me, Lord Vohaul, how do you feel?
Vohaul: I feel... a lot better now. Like a whole lot of weight's gone! I feel... I feel great!
Roger: And you don't remember being an evil psychosadistic dictator who cruelly enslaved cute furry animals, tried to blow up the universe with a moon bomb, and spent years of your life trying to plot my demise?
Vohaul: Well, I do now. Thanks a lot.
Beatrice: So you do remember everything?
Vohaul: Pretty much. I'm still a bit miffed about that asteroid deal in Space Quest 2, but...
Vohaul: I guess I kinda started it.
[SNTS25]Ape Scientist: Hurray! We have our old Vohaul back!
Vohaul: That you do, and I have a lot to answer for.
Vohaul: I guess all the Furkunz will be after my head now, won't they?
Finkle: You better believe it.
Beatrice: And we can't keep these apes locked up forever. They're gonna want revenge on the Furkunz.
Vohaul: This is all my fault. It's time to make peace between the Furkunz and the Apes.
Vohaul: And I'm gonna do it the only way I know how.
Roger: What are you going to do?
Vohaul: Something I should've done a long time ago...
Narrator: One month later...
Roger: Hey, can I take that hamster?
Vohaul: What are you up to, Wilco?
Roger: Just wanted to see if that hamster was maybe powering you or something.