Script for Slash Vohaul

Description: Sludge Vohaul's younger brother Slash.
A little menace who steals his brother's toys and generally likes to be a pest.
The memory is an exaggerated version of reality, so some overacting may fit the character.

705 - Vohaul's Mind - Living Room

Vohaul's Father: Wilby, come downstairs and play with your new toys!
Kid Vohaul: No, that's okay, daddy!
Vohaul's Father: You're not playing with that new chemistry set, are you?
Kid Vohaul: No, daddy!
Vohaul's Father: You better not. There's a parental advisory on that thing. If you blow us all up, I will sell you into slavery.
Vohaul's Mother: Oh, dear - please.
Vohaul's Father: All right, all right - ahem - I will sell you into science! Much more becoming of a Vohaul!
Kid Vohaul: Yes, daddy! I'll be good!
Vohaul's Mother: What a darling little angel.
[SLAS3] Slash Vohaul: Sludge sucks!
Vohaul's Mother: Don't call your little brother names, Slash.
Roger: Wilby? Heh.

Roger: Who are you?
[SLAS4] Slash Vohaul: I'm Slash. I'm a big mean stupid-head who likes to pick on Sludge and steal his toys.
Roger: So Sludge's real name is Wilby?
[SLAS4] Slash Vohaul: I'm Slash. I'm a big mean stupid-head who likes to pick on Sludge and steal his toys. (Duplicate)
Roger: You already said that.
[SLAS4] Slash Vohaul: I'm Slash. I'm a big mean stupid-head who likes to pick on Sludge and steal his toys. (Duplicate)
Roger: Maybe we should start over...
Narrator: Don't bother, Roger, Sludge apparently doesn't remember his older brother too fondly.

[SLAS4] Slash Vohaul: I'm Slash. I'm a big mean stupid-head who likes to pick on Sludge and steal his toys. (Duplicate)

Roger: How would you like to have a pet?
[SLAS5] Slash Vohaul: A pet? Whaddaya got?!
Roger: Well, I've got this cute furry hamster if you want it.
[SLAS6] Slash Vohaul: Yeah! Gimme, gimme, gimme!

Roger: Hey, kid - I'll trade you one of your toys for this shiny piece of highly reflective Octuple-Thick Pseudo-Morphed Windshield Glass.
[SLAS7] Slash Vohaul: Throw in the rest of your ship and you got a deal.

Roger: I'll trade you this delicious hamburger for one of your toys.
[SLAS8] Slash Vohaul: What'd you do? Spit in it? Get lost.

Roger: Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm! What you do for a Power Bar? Would you... trade me one of your toys?
[SLAS9] Slash Vohaul: My toys for your lousy health food? You're not good with kids, are you?

Roger: Check out this fun puzzle!
[SLAS10] Slash Vohaul: Wow. A slider puzzle. You must be tons of fun at parties.

Global Script

Roger: Hey, kid...
[SLAS1] Slash Vohaul: I need an adult! I need an adult!
Roger: Whoa, hey! Easy! I just wanted to borrow one of your toys!
[SLAS2] Slash Vohaul: I NEED AN ADULT!!!
Roger: Backing off!