Script for Reg

Description: One of the two apeman guards throwing Roger in jail at the fortress.

501 - Fortress - Prison Cell

[APE147] Reg: Welcome to your new accomodations, Mr. Wilco.
Jail Guard: Should you have any complaints, please let us know, and we'll be sure to have you shot.
[APE148] Reg: Heh heh heh.
Prisoner: Excuse me, when will dinner be ready?
[APE149] Reg: Quiet, or I'll fill you full of lead!
Jail Guard: Leave him alone, Reg. You know bullets only make him mad.
Narrator: Suddenly, an alarm is sounded from within the fortress and an announcement comes over the intercom.
Comment: Galaxy Quest reference. In the movie, the line was delivered with a monotone voice. Might also do a take with an unusually cheerful tone.
Computer: CORE OVERLOAD. EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN OVERRIDDEN. CORE EXPLOSION IMMINENT.
Computer: ALL PERSONNEL MUST PROCEED TO THE NEAREST EXITS. EMERGENCY EVACUATION IS IN EFFECT.
[APE150] Reg: You know what this means, right?
Jail Guard: Cutting work early?
[APE151] Reg: Cutting work early!
Narrator: Well, Roger, looks like Lewdy has already started the self-destruct sequence. Better luck next time!
Roger: Wait! This isn't over yet, I might still break out and stop the explosion!
Narrator: Oh, sorry. Go on then.