Frederik: Oh, hey! I came up with the original idea for the game and used to be the teamlead. Then I stepped down and eventually ended up as music supervisor and composer.
Roger: You mean it was your idea to resurrect my arch-nemesis as a robot and have him kidnap my pregnant girlfriend?
Frederik: That was me, yeah.
Roger: And then you thought I might enjoy some really annoying music to go along with that?
Frederik: Well, I didn't do *all* of the music, but pretty much, yeah.
Frederik: I guess you could say my MIDI-chlorian count is pretty high!
Narrator: Oh, dear.
Chris: Ugh, did he just say that?
mjomble: I think that one made me go deaf.
[PCJ1]pcj: We're totally not letting you out now.
Roger: That totally sucked.
Frederik: Heh. Sorry!
Roger: You must have some pretty cool stories from the early days, huh?
Frederik: Not really. I can tell you, you were once supposed to battle Captain Quirk, lick ice walls, wear sandals and blow up toilets.
Chris: There was also an amusement park in the fortress!
mjomble: And a zoo on the moon!
[PCJ2]pcj: And in the original ending, Vohaul became your maid!
Frederik: Fortunately, the musical number got scrapped.
Roger: Uh...
Frederik: I know, right?
599 - Fortress - Team Cameo Room
Roger: Aaah!
[PCJ3]pcj: Whoops! Hold on - I got this!
[PCJ4]pcj: There you go!
Roger: Phew. Let's not do that again.
Roger: Whoa, momma! I got bazooms!
[PCJ5]pcj: Hmmm. That's not it. I'll get that fixed in a second.
Roger: Hey, no hurry! I could get used to looking like this!
Roger: Although now I feel guilty about the way I've been treating Beatrice.
Roger: All she wanted was to share her life with me, and I've been an insensitive jerk.
Roger: I ignore her feelings, I take her for granted, I tape over her shows, I don't wear that deodorant she bought me...
Roger: I'm lucky to have that woman in my life, and the next time I see her, I'm going to get down on one knee and...
[PCJ6]pcj: There we go!
Roger: Was I just saying something?
[PCJ7]pcj: Probably wasn't important.
Chris: I tuned most of it out.
mjomble: I was just staring at your boobs.
Roger: But you were facing the other way.
mjomble: You underestimate me.
[PCJ8]pcj: That's the one!
Roger: Hey, are you fixing the game? Is there something wrong with it?
[PCJ9]pcj: Nothing too serious.
[PCJ10]pcj: There's a glitch near the end of the game during the final showdown with Vohaul where your head keeps disappearing.
Roger: That actually sounds kinda serious.
[PCJ11]pcj: Really? I was just about to mark it as a non-issue and move on.
Roger: Uhh... Can I maybe help in any way?
[PCJ12]pcj: Well, I gotta figure out which one of these room scripts is screwing us up.
[PCJ13]pcj: Unfortunately, Chris' room scripts are all named stupidly, so I'm taking shots in the dark.
Roger: Can I pick a room script?
[PCJ14]pcj: ...be my guest. After all, it's your life that's on the line here.
Roger: Heh, oops...
[PCJ15]pcj: Hmm, looks like I need to tweak the pushiness of the Roger character.
Roger: Can you program this into something useful?
[PCJ16]pcj: It's already useful. You just haven't found one of its many uses yet.
Roger: Can I beta-test the game?
[PCJ17]pcj: Sure! Go right ahead!
Roger: Wow! It's so life-like!
[PCJ18]pcj: Let me know if you find any bugs.
Roger: Computer: Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
[PCJ19]pcj: Sorry, the AGS Voice Control module doesn't work yet.