Description: The traitor among the Furkunz. Merf usually stays in his hut with all the gadgets he's mostly bought from Al's resort with the money the apemen pay him off with. He is of a rather nervous disposition, being terrified of all things supernatural. His nervosity also means he will not hesitate to shoot to kill when it comes to trespassers. Merf is quite arrogant and has a bit of a "mother's boy"-quality to him. You should be able to hear that in his voice.
310 - Caves - Merf's Hut - Interior
[MERF3]Merf: Oh, a burglar.
[MERF4]Merf: Hey! Anybody there?
[MERF5]Merf: Hmm, what's that?
[MERF6]Merf: Hey!
[MERF7]Merf: You there! In the shadows!
[MERF8]Merf: Come out where I can see you!
[MERF9]Merf: Doing some late night housekeeping, I take it?
Roger: Oh, um, uhhh... mesa no speaking the English.
[MERF7]Merf: You there! In the shadows! (Duplicate)
[MERF8]Merf: Come out where I can see you! (Duplicate)
[MERF10]Merf: You've got to the count of 5 to explain yourself.
Roger: Well, you see...
[MERF11]Merf: Five!
[MERF7]Merf: You there! In the shadows! (Duplicate)
[MERF8]Merf: Come out where I can see you! (Duplicate)
[MERF9]Merf: Doing some late night housekeeping, I take it? (Duplicate)
Roger: Oh, um, uhhh... mesa no speaking the English.
[MERF12]Merf: Hmmmm.
[MERF6]Merf: Hey! (Duplicate)
Comment: Scooby Doo reference
[MERF13]Merf: A G-G-G-G-GHOOOST! Gwaaaah!
Narrator: Well, I'll be. The ghost actually worked! You should be free to operate the safe now.
[MERF6]Merf: Hey! (Duplicate)
[MERF6]Merf: Hey! (Duplicate)
Global Script
[MERF1]Merf: I feel like somebody's staring at me.
Narrator: Good thinking, Roger, this guy's a pipsqueak! How's he going to be any match to the guy who defeated a Sarien invasion and ScumSoft? Go get him, tiger!
Roger: Excuse me, I seem to have too much smack.
Roger: Know where I can LAY IT DOWN???
[MERF2]Merf: Just next to the corpse should be fine, thank you.