Description: This cranky old apeman maintains the library in Vohaul's fortress. He is not friendly to Roger at all, but nevertheless, his biggest concerns are whether you return your library books too late or mess with his xerox machine. The librarian is another one of those grumpy/senile characters, so he might sound a little like the Furkunz Priest. Only more openly aggressive.
Roger: Hey hey hey, what's up, home fry?
[LIBR1]Archivist: Don't you give me any of that young flim-flam. I ain't having it today.
Roger: So, this is a library, eh?
[LIBR2]Archivist: Yeah, used to be. We apes used to be quite well read until that Never Kenezer fellow came along and said it would be more efficient to use this place as storage for all their other junk.
[LIBR3]Archivist: Then he put me in charge of handling the fortress' taxes. It's been hell since.
Roger: Can I have that box of stuff on your desk?
[LIBR4]Archivist: No! I haven't checked that in yet!
Roger: But I think it's mine.
[LIBR5]Archivist: This stuff was confiscated off one of the prisoners. It's going into lock-up as soon as I'm done with this.
Roger: But I'M that prisoner!
[LIBR6]Archivist: Oh, I see. And... you've escaped?
Roger: Umm... suppose I have?
[LIBR7]Archivist: Then I suppose I would call for the... GUARDS!
Roger: They're on evac.
[LIBR8]Archivist: I'm getting too old for this crap.
[LIBR9]Archivist: Would you kindly go lock yourself back up?
Roger: I'd like to check something out.
[LIBR10]Archivist: Do you have a 27B-6 check-out form?
Roger: No, but I would very much like to get one!
[LIBR11]Archivist: Uggghhh... fine. Let me see if I have any...
Roger: Can I play around with your photocopier?
[LIBR12]Archivist: No, you may not PLAY with it.
Roger: Can I USE it, then?
[LIBR13]Archivist: Are you going to scan your rear end?
Roger: Ye... errr... no.
[LIBR14]Archivist: Good. Knock yourself out.
Roger: You do realize this place is about to explode, right?
[LIBR15]Archivist: What about it?
Roger: Well, shouldn't you... you know... leave?
[LIBR16]Archivist: Are you mad? These books aren't going to check themselves in!
Roger: The books are about to get blown up!
[LIBR17]Archivist: Then I'll just have to work faster, won't I?