Description: The Furkunz techie who sets off to destroy Vohaul's fortress. Doesn't trust Roger at first, but ends up being of vital aid. He has a somewhat laidback disposition - sort of an "I'm done when I'm done"-kind of guy.
Roger: I'm kind of lost. How do I find the moon from here?
[LEWD1]Lewdy: The moon? I think they moved that into space.
Roger: So how do I get up there?
[LEWD2]Lewdy: I suppose you could flap your arms. Or take one of the shuttles in the shuttle bay.
Roger: Flap my arms! That's it!
[LEWD3]Lewdy: ...OR, take one of the shuttles in the shuttle bay.
Roger: Why? What good would that be?
[LEWD4]Lewdy: Right, you're on your own there.
Roger: Hey, could you check out something for me on that computer again?
[LEWD5]Lewdy: Give me a second. I'll crawl back inside the computer and have a look-see.
Roger: Know any codes for the monorail?
Roger: Then how'd you get in here?
[LEWD8]Lewdy: It's a Furkunz thing.
Roger: Hmm... but can't you then, like, osmose back out and escape or something?
[LEWD9]Lewdy: ... you don't know anything about Furkunz osmosis, do you?
Roger: Can you really blame me?
Roger: You know, you can come out of there anytime.
[LEWD10]Lewdy: That's okay. I feel safe in this little womb.
Roger: You mean room.
[LEWD11]Lewdy: Why? What'd I say?
Roger: So why do they call you Lewdy?
[LEWD12]Lewdy: They caught me peeking in the ladies' sauna once.
Roger: There's female Furkunz?
[LEWD13]Lewdy: No, we asexually reproduce. OF COURSE there's females!
Roger: I haven't seen any.
[LEWD14]Lewdy: Oh, yeah? Well, I haven't seen any of YOUR females!
Roger: There's one up on the moon.
[LEWD15]Lewdy: Maybe you'll find some lady Furkunz on the moon too, then.
Roger: Well, I'm gonna go find a way off this rock.
[LEWD16]Lewdy: And I'll just stay in here.
502 - Fortress - Monorail Station
[LEWD17]Lewdy: All done, boss.
[LEWD18]Lewdy: Hey! Hands off! Get your own ventilation shaft!
Roger: You look suspiciously like a Furkunz.
[LEWD19]Lewdy: It's too late, bald monkey! I've already set the countdown! This place is going up like grandma's farts at a campfire!
Roger: You must be Lewdy.
[LEWD20]Lewdy: You don't know me, 'cause I sure as heck don't know you!
Roger: I'm Roger Wilco. Finkle sent me. He wants you shut off the self-destruct sequence.
[LEWD21]Lewdy: Nice try, but that sounds like a sneaky monkey plan to me. How do I know you ain't just some health inspector?
Roger: You're really committed to this whole blow-yourself-up thing, aren't you?
[LEWD22]Lewdy: Until you can prove you're with us, we're all gonna die.
Roger: Can you PLEASE stop that self-destruct sequence?
[LEWD23]Lewdy: I ain't listenin' to no monkey!
Roger: Look, see this? I snatched this from Merf's house.
[LEWD24]Lewdy: Hey, I drew those plans! So Merf stole 'em , eh?
Roger: Now will you PLEASE shut off the self-destruct sequence?
[LEWD25]Lewdy: All right, all right - hold your horses...
Roger: Do you want this?
[LEWD26]Lewdy: A cat? Sure, I'll have it.
Roger: No, it's a piece of highly reflective Octuple-Thick Pseudo-Morphed Windshield Glass.