Description: Partner of the silent but deadly Griff.
Dialog: dShuttleGuards1
Roger: What are you doing down there? Didn't you hear the alarm?
[APE21]Private Simians: Alarm? What's going on?
Roger: The fortress is about to explode! Get out of here while you can!
[APE22]Private Simians: Explode? Hmph! Just typical of everyone to run off and not say anything. Well, I assure you, sir - we will stand by you as you go down with this proverbial ship.
Roger: No! Run! Flee! Seriously!
[APE23]Private Simians: It's an honor to die with such a valiant commander.
Roger: Okay, never mind. We're not exploding anymore.
Roger: Where are the keys to my shuttle?
[APE24]Private Simians: Which one's your shuttle?
Roger: Umm... that green one over there.
[APE25]Private Simians: That old junk heap? We're scrapping it for parts.
Roger: I mean, the orange.
[APE26]Private Simians: That's my shuttle, sir.
Roger: Do you know where the keys for any of the shuttles are?
[APE27]Private Simians: No, sir.
Roger: What is that cannon's function?
[APE28]Private Simians: That? We use that to fire capsules to our moonbase, sir.
Roger: Can you operate it?
[APE29]Private Simians: Well, we don't operate the cannon too often. We just started this week... but I'll do my best to give it a shot, sir!
Roger: You guys can take five if you want.
[APE210]Private Simians: We were already taking five, sir.
Roger: I mean, you can leave if you want. Go home early.
[APE211]Private Simians: This is our home now, sir. We've come to know you all as family.
Roger: Can you just... go stand out in the hallway or something?
[APE212]Private Simians: Sir, are you okay? Do you want us to come up there?
Roger: No, no. I'm fine.
Roger: Prepare for further instructions.
[APE213]Private Simians: Preparing, sir!
Dialog: dShuttleGuards3
[APE214]Private Simians: The laundry capsule? But sir! It's read-out says it's still under-weight.
Roger: Meaning...?
[APE215]Private Simians: Meaning this capsule needs to be at least another 70 kilos before we can launch it safely.
Roger: Hmmm. Copy that.
[APE216]Private Simians: Okay, the weight limit checks out.
[APE217]Private Simians: Loading cannon now, sir!
[APE218]Private Simians: We can't load anymore, sir! It's physically impossible!
[APE219]Private Simians: But... the cannon's empty.
Roger: Right. I was just testing you.
[APE220]Private Simians: Good one, sir!
[APE219]Private Simians: But... the cannon's empty. (Duplicate)
Roger: Right. I was just testing you.
[APE220]Private Simians: Good one, sir! (Duplicate)
[APE221]Private Simians: Yes, sir!
[APE222]Private Simians: Oh, boy! Here we go!
[APE222]Private Simians: Oh, boy! Here we go! (Duplicate)
[APE223]Private Simians: We are at our stations, sir!
Roger: Good work!
[APE223]Private Simians: We are at our stations, sir! (Duplicate)
Roger: Good work!
[APE224]Private Simians: Ummm... that doesn't seem to be a command, sir.
Roger: Really? Let me try another one...
[APE225]Private Simians: Sorry, sir, but according to the handbook, we're obliged to recognize you as an intruder and throw a grenade up there.
[APE226]Private Simians: Griff, do your thing.
[APE224]Private Simians: Ummm... that doesn't seem to be a command, sir. (Duplicate)
Roger: Really? Let me try another one...
[APE225]Private Simians: Sorry, sir, but according to the handbook, we're obliged to recognize you as an intruder and throw a grenade up there. (Duplicate)
Narrator: Oh, well. At least you're not in the command room.
[APE227]Private Simians: On second thought, maybe that was the code for 'blow up one of the pods.'
[APE228]Private Simians: It's a bit of a strange one, but orders are orders. Griff, do your thing.
Dialog: dShuttleGuards4
Roger: Screw the codes! I'm your commander and I demand you carry out your orders!
[APE229]Private Simians: Hmmm... then I guess you're not really our commander, are you?
Roger: What?!
[APE230]Private Simians: I'll value these moments we spent together. Griff, toss a grenade up there.
508 - Fortress - Shuttle Bay
[APE272]Private Simians: Hey, you!
Roger: Who me?
510 - Fortress - Shuttle Bay - Command Room
[APE273]Private Simians: Yes, sir! I... oh, wait! This is a test isn't it?
Roger: No! Just do it!
[APE274]Private Simians: At orientation, they said if the commander doesn't use the special launching codes, he's probably an intruder trying to dupe us into launching him to the moon. I'm catching on quite quickly, aren't I?
[APE275]Private Simians: Yes, sir, I... don't know what that means.
Roger: What do you mean you don't know?
[APE276]Private Simians: I haven't memorized the codes yet. There's supposed to be a code sheet here, but I guess it got misplaced.
Roger: Can't you just do it without the codes?
[APE277]Private Simians: No, sir! By the book, like you always tell us!
Roger: Uhm... hello, apes! This is your commander speaking!