Description: Guards the entrance to the boot camp. Father of Rupert. Part of a group of apemen who have something to hide from Vohaul (it's not specified what). When Roger pretends to enter the camp as a health inspector, he panics and tries to get rid of Roger by serving him a highly deadly cup of tea. Will not take "no" for an answer, unless you thoroughly confuse him with octuple negatives. Or is that quindecuple...? Later follows Roger around in the camp, preventing him from doing various things.
Dialog: dBootGuard
Roger: Hey there.
[BOOT1]Entrance Guard: Hey. ...say, you look kind of familiar...
Roger: I... do? *gulp*
[BOOT2]Entrance Guard: Hmm, wait... no.
[BOOT3]Entrance Guard: I was thinking of someone who doesn't have a moustache.
[BOOT4]Entrance Guard: So what do you want?
Roger: I was wondering if I could take a look inside...
[BOOT5]Entrance Guard: Do you have an ID?
Roger: Of course I do - here you go.
[BOOT6]Entrance Guard: *gulp*
[BOOT7]Entrance Guard: Oh... you're a health inspector?
Roger: Indeed. Vohaul sent me to make sure this camp is up to code.
[BOOT8]Entrance Guard: Ah... er...
[BOOT9]Entrance Guard: ...well, in that case... where's your clipboard?
Roger: My... clipboard?
[BOOT10]Entrance Guard: Yes! Every health inspector has a clipboard!
Roger: Are you sure?
[BOOT11]Entrance Guard: Heck yeah! We're not falling for that one again.
Comment: Monkey Island reference
[BOOT12]Entrance Guard: Couple weeks ago, a guy claiming to be a flooring inspector came by and turned out to be an undercover pirate.
Roger: And he didn't have a clipboard?
[BOOT13]Entrance Guard: He said his parrot was taking notes, and that pretty much clued us in.
Roger: Ermmm...
Roger: You know what? Just remembered...
Roger: I left my clipboard in my other pair of pants!
Roger: I'll be right back.
[BOOT14]Entrance Guard: No need to hurry.
Dialog: dYesNo
[BOOT15]Entrance Guard: So you don't want the tea?
Roger: Could you excuse me for a moment?
[BOOT16]Entrance Guard: Sure.
Dialog: dYesNoB
[BOOT17]Entrance Guard: Are you sure?
Roger: Could you excuse me for a moment?
[BOOT16]Entrance Guard: Sure. (Duplicate)
Dialog: dYesNoC
[BOOT18]Entrance Guard: Are you REALLY sure?
Roger: Could you excuse me for a moment?
[BOOT16]Entrance Guard: Sure. (Duplicate)
Dialog: dYesNoD
[BOOT19]Entrance Guard: Are you quite really very most indeedly sure?
Roger: What?
[BOOT19]Entrance Guard: Are you quite really very most indeedly sure? (Duplicate)
Roger: Could you excuse me for a moment?
[BOOT16]Entrance Guard: Sure. (Duplicate)
Dialog: dYesNoE
[BOOT20]Entrance Guard: So you would NOT say 'No' to a cup of tea?
Roger: I would say what?
[BOOT20]Entrance Guard: So you would NOT say 'No' to a cup of tea? (Duplicate)
Roger: Could you excuse me for a moment?
[BOOT16]Entrance Guard: Sure. (Duplicate)
Dialog: dYesNoF
[BOOT21]Entrance Guard: I implore you to reconsider.
Roger: Could you repeat that?
[BOOT21]Entrance Guard: I implore you to reconsider. (Duplicate)
Roger: Could you excuse me for a moment?
[BOOT16]Entrance Guard: Sure. (Duplicate)
Dialog: dYesNoG
[BOOT22]Entrance Guard: Well, I'll pour you a cup anyway!
Roger: No, really...
[BOOT23]Entrance Guard: Are you saying that tea isn't something you wouldn't want to not drink right now?
Roger: Could you repeat that?
[BOOT23]Entrance Guard: Are you saying that tea isn't something you wouldn't want to not drink right now? (Duplicate)
Roger: Could you excuse me for a moment?
[BOOT16]Entrance Guard: Sure. (Duplicate)
Dialog: dYesNoH
[BOOT24]Entrance Guard: Darn it!
[BOOT25]Entrance Guard: Okay, how about this...
[BOOT26]Entrance Guard: Wouldn't I not be diswrong...
[BOOT27]Entrance Guard: ...if I didn't unassume that you wouldn't not be dislying if you didn't unsay...
[BOOT28]Entrance Guard: ...that you didn't not unwant to not unhave a not too big a non-sip of the untea?
Roger: I'm hugely confused...
[BOOT26]Entrance Guard: Wouldn't I not be diswrong... (Duplicate)
[BOOT27]Entrance Guard: ...if I didn't unassume that you wouldn't not be dislying if you didn't unsay... (Duplicate)
[BOOT28]Entrance Guard: ...that you didn't not unwant to not unhave a not too big a non-sip of the untea? (Duplicate)
Roger: Could you excuse me for a moment?
[BOOT16]Entrance Guard: Sure. (Duplicate)
Dialog: dYesNoI
[BOOT29]Entrance Guard: ...want some tea?
Dialog: dPuzzle
Roger: This super stealthy lockpick?
Rupert: Dad! This man is trying to sway my young easily-influenced mind to the dark path of crime!
[BOOT30]Entrance Guard: What?! That's my job!
Roger: These nifty fortress blueprints?
Rupert: Dad! This man is attempting to smuggle me some top secret documents that he cannot possibly be authorized to possess!
[BOOT31]Entrance Guard: Nobody likes a tattle-tale, son!
Roger: Some candy?
Rupert: Ooh, yeah! Gimme!
Roger: Except I don't have candy.
[BOOT32]Entrance Guard: Do NOT give him sugar!
Rupert: Awww... but I need my sugar fix!
402 - Boot Camp - Entrance
[BOOT49]Entrance Guard: Hey you!
[BOOT50]Entrance Guard: You set off the alarm!
Roger: No I didn't!
[BOOT17]Entrance Guard: Are you sure? (Duplicate)
Roger: Yes.
[BOOT51]Entrance Guard: Are you really, REALLY not-not sure?
Roger: Just keep the gate open, will ya?
[BOOT52]Entrance Guard: Splendid! Here you go.
Roger: Oh well...
[BOOT53]Entrance Guard: Uhh... I see...
[BOOT54]Entrance Guard: Could you wait a moment, please?