[ANDR1]mjomble: Hmm, I feel like we're over-using that line. Let's try again.
Roger: Salutations, stranger! Name's Roger, Roger Wilco. Delighted to make your acquaintance!
[ANDR2]mjomble: Nah, that's pushing it. How about this one:
Roger: Bleepidy gork fjuntll'k meep.
[ANDR3]mjomble: Yeah, let's go with that one.
Roger: Stop changing my lines!
[ANDR4]mjomble: But they're not perfect yet!
Roger: Do they need to be?
Roger: So what are you doing?
[ANDR6]mjomble: Rewriting the intro.
Roger: What's wrong with it?
[ANDR7]mjomble: I don't think Fester's motivations are expressed clearly enough.
[ANDR8]mjomble: I'm thinking of giving him a half-hour monologue before we cut to the part where Cliffy breaks the ice cream machine.
Roger: Fester? Cliffy? I don't remember them being in the intro.
[ANDR9]mjomble: Hmm, you must be running an older version of the game. From at least five rewrites ago.
Roger: Oh. What happens in the latest version?
[ANDR10]mjomble: Why do you care? You're not even in it anymore.
Roger: That might actually be a good thing.
Roger: Why do you make me seem so stupid?
Roger: I know I'm not the smartest guy in the universe, but sometimes you're crossing the line.
[ANDR12]mjomble: No, we're not.
Roger: Yes, you are!
Roger: You're treating me like some kind of a joke, but I'm a real human being! I have feelings!
Roger: What you're doing should be illegal, but you're getting away with it.
Roger: You're taking words out of my mouth and replacing them with the incoherent ramblings of an imbecile!
Roger: Do you have any idea how that feels?
Roger: To have the most important moments of your life ruined beyond all repair just because someone thought it would be funny if you acted like a bumbling fool and screwed up on every step of your life?
Roger: I had the potential! I could have achieved something great! I was a starship captain!
Roger: And then people like you got me demoted to a janitor for a few cheap laughs.
Roger: YOU HAVE RUINED MY LIFE! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU ALL!!!
Narrator: End scene.
[ANDR13]mjomble: So, what did you think?
Roger: Meh. You should stick to comedy.
[ANDR14]mjomble: Fair enough.
Narrator: You end the conversation by peeing your pants.
Roger: Are there any obscure references in the game that I may have missed?
[ANDR16]mjomble: Did you know that Ned's race has appeared in Space Quest before?
[ANDR17]mjomble: There was another member of the Phistal Hemisphere Alliance at the Orion Bar in Space Quest 6.
Roger: Huh. I wasn't even paying attention.
[ANDR18]mjomble: I'll bet! And the Ferbangi at the Monolith Burger have also been mentioned before, at the brig on the DeepShip 86.
[ANDR19]mjomble: They haven't made any appearances before, but we just assumed they were based on the Ferengi from Star Trek.
Roger: Wait, I haven't been to a Monolith Burger yet.